You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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