therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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