I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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