we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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