I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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