I'm sorry my penis didn't work
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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