susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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