I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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