Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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