This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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