Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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