I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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