Its about making memories worth repressing
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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