You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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