I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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