I hate your face
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I checked into jail on foursquare
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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