would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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