Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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