So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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