why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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