Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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