Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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