The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I fill condoms, not promises.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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