When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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