Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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