grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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