thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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