i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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