Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
