I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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