if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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