why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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