As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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