But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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