You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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