i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This is the high leading the old right now
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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