white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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