Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
tell me about the eggs
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
