If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
