there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
ok first of all what the fuck
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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