so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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