Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
