Someone shit on the floor
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
