umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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