I've blown a few things in my day
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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