She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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