you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
What drink are we having for lunch?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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