if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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