scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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