We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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