Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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