"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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