I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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